Ugh ... Giant-ballsack Crabs in HD

If Wolverine-Pig shows up ... I’m out.

There seems to be a recurring theme comparing someone’s “net worth” to whatever they donate to charity as an unacceptable percentage.

The next President of somewhere .... 

Am I the only one who feels a little sympathy for this guy? Before the draft, some pundits thought that he would be a safer bet than LeBron.

I wonder ... 

LeBron will probably never have the impact that Jordan had on Basketball as a sport. Heck, I doubt that any athlete in any sport ever will.

Here’s something to noodle:

Lakers were rubbish in 1Q ... I kept thinking “they are all moving and shooting like drunk Markelle Fultz”. Blazers were dominating the boards and making shots.

Sung in a Sherman accent:

Well, the whole purpose of pain receptors is to keep yourself from accidentally walking into a river of lava and then slowly melting into it ... 

I haven’t actually driven the new F90 M5 but have been driven in one at the performance center.

A torque-converter makes the whole shifting experience feel wooly, disconnected and dead.

I’m just not getting the target market here though.

It’s the best car if you’re looking for say the source of the Nile

Max needs to stop acting like he’s the only driver on the track.

Legend has it that several south/south-east Asian mathematicians “discovered” gravity before Newton.

Everything in the world has been shit for a while.

I remember when 600+ horsepower was good.

It’s practically the only mainstream luxury sports car company that still gives you a RWD + Manual coupe for less than $60k.