In February 2015, Kotaku composer Jason Schreier wrote 12 Successful Kickstarters That Never Delivered. Two and a half years later—and stop me if you’ve heard this one before—that story’s update is nowhere to be found.

The boats are used to smuggle in Sharia judges from god knows where, and it eventually all ends up in the Clinton Foundation coffers, where it’s used to make pizza from aborted children, and finance forced gay sex education taught by Mexican illegals who behead nice ladies who won’t make gay wedding cakes. I read it…

He’s obsessed with it:

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

<holds envelope to forehead>

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

As someone who has lived in Missouri, Georgia, and rural Calabama, I can say unequivocally:

Ungrateful black people are refusing to kiss the asses of white racists, and until they feel satisfied that negroes are both A) grateful for the opportunity to kiss their ass and B) actually kissing their ass while getting nothing in return, people are going to remain pissed off.

As a recently married man—don’t worry, it gets...to continue. forever. At least then it probably won’t involve stationery.

4 rules for wedding planning: short ceremony, good food, good booze, and good music.

Currently planning a wedding.

When he says “soft on crime,” he means black and brown people.

“That said, Alabamians - get your eye on the prize here. Think of how many close votes have happened in the last few months where Pence had to step in and be a tie-breaker. Electing Doug Jones means those votes go the other way.”

This is flat out theft from citizens of the United States. We have subsidized telecom since it started in the 1800's and these robber barons owe us unhindered service.

There are lots of things to get mad about in the world, but for some reason, this particular issue gets me really mad... like... I don’t usually lash-out on the internet. I’ll use harsh language on occasion, sure... but I’m not an angry person, and I try to see other perspectives.

Who knew that voting for the Republicans who have been so transparent about not caring about taking away our freedoms and raising our taxes and cutting our access to education and health care would end up destroying the internet?

Can we dispense with calling it a “party” anymore?

meanwhile the GOP is raising taxes on the middle class, what a party

This morning Kellyanne Conway was on TV telling Alabama voters to vote Moore because Doug Jones would raise your taxes.

The GOP, the party of racists and child molesters.