I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy

The man was the .gif that keeps on .giffing.

I sat in a bar, with my pregnant wife, down in Florida watching that game unfold. The nice locals next to us seemed excited for the Bears about to kick the winning field goal. I told them that he was going to miss it. I had no doubts about this and then he hit those fucking poles. Sat there in my Mack jersey, staring…

Don’t “both sides” this shit. One of the two parties is actively obstructing anything resembling progress on these issues.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

Denouncing racism and bigotry unequivocally ≠ talking about politics

Parents. Parents buy this for kids, just like the 3DS. It’s amazing how many of you still don’t understand Nintendo. 

give. the. hollow. knight. team. metroid. please.

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

Is it Alzheimers?

Sports aren’t fun. I don’t know why I waste so much time on this shit.

Anyone who supports Trump, regardless of reasons, is no better than the “nationalists” who claimed they were just “following orders” or “being patriots” at Nuremberg...and that defense didnt save them from justice and the hangman’s noose.

“I mean, can you imagine how terrible a person you have to be to want the whole Earth to do well? Some very bad people on that side, very bad. And not very Christian of them, either. You know, people are saying that Jesus was the first person to support my campaign by wearing a MAGA hat. And that he wore it…

Now that it’s all but official and a man who is not only going to give rabid conservatives the 5th reliable Supteme Court vote they’ve so desperately wanted for decades, but is also a sexual criminal, a drunk, a pathological liar, and a man who believes Trump is above the law, is the newest justice, I want to take…

“I know I’m a single, white, closeted homosexual, self-loathing total piece of shit, male from South Carolina.

On this day, let us also remember Laura Wagner’s email account, and pray for the Dead Letters which await us. Amen.

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

I suggest switching it up by using fuck this cunt.

“Hippies and dems exploit this photo to push their agenda. These children getting plenty of fresh air and exercise. Dems should join POTUS to bring peace to Vietnam.”