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Malaria and cancer babies aside, that thing’s gonna look fuckin’ DOPE over some Chinese billionaire’s gold toilet. There is nothing more baller than a da Vinci of Jesus appearing to absolve your dick while you pee.

Niko Mirotich & Bobby Portis.

That’s so obviously photoshopped!

Counter-proposal: Keep all golf courses active but also populate them with wolves.

Really, what in Alabama’s history would make you think that they wouldn’t line up behind a pedophile as long as he’s got a bible in one hand and a gun in the other?

Alabama is going to the mat for Moore. While the state doesn’t exactly have a sterling reputation, I honestly never expected them to line up behind a child predator. But I didn’t expect Trump, either, so what the fuck do I know?

Yeah, maybe, but he asked her mom for permission first.

I’m trying to think of a single non-creepy scenario where an early 30s assistant DA would not only sign the yearbook of a high-school sophomore, but would want to.

But Joseph signed Mary’s yearbook.

That deserves to be quoted and out of the grays. I can at least help with the former:

Rape is a republican family value. Unwilling child brides are all over the old testament that Roy loves more than his country.

She also insisted that her decision to speak up about the incident wasn’t politically motivated, citing her support of President Donald Trump.

Ooooh! A paedophile AND a would-be rapist? Roy Moore 2020, Breitbarters?

For the second time today, I’ll mention that I gave to Doug Jones’ campaign last night.

I love that she still has her yearbook. Good job on the paper trail, Beverly. We thank you for your strength and bravery.

You forgot to explain why. Balls are very fragile. Ironically they are the most vulnerable place on the body, revealing the essential fragility of the masculine gender.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

For them, being a pedophile is preferable to being a democrat. What a distorted and utterly fucked world in which we live! Yay!

Yes.

Also, someone should inform Jimbo that JOSEPH DIDN’T IMPREGNATE MARY, GOD DID.