Tucker Carlson finding actual physical difficulty in performing the task of breaking that news is priceless.

That’s because it’s a lot like New York State, I believe... The People’s Liberal Democratic Land Parcel of Seattle and The Rest of Washington State...

Celebrate for tonight, because tomorrow we have to continue pushing forward!

Even though the whole “Thoughts and prayers” strategy has been 0% effective in preventing the next mass shooting, I think we need to double down on it. I’ve got a really good feeling about this time, I totally think we’re due.

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

Somewhat relevant point: met a visiting student from Wales a couple weeks ago, and he was just puzzled by this whole thing. “Why do you play the national anthem at sporting events? Are people confused as to what country they live in? Are they international games?”

Chad: What we do know is that we want to stay in the realm of hand-drawn art style for the foreseeable future.

you want to get to the bottom of this?

#FreeZeke!

I remember seeing some “reviews” in Metacritic where they gave the game zero points and said that it got that because it’s obviously made anti-Trump game about Trump supporters and it’s liberal propaganda.

He is a bad man

Everything is terrible. Going home soon to have a stiff drink.

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Holy fuck, I have no idea who Doug Gottlieb is, but scrolling through his twitter feed is like looking at an AI designed to produce bad takes.

What with this, the kneeling and #metoo, it must be really hard to be a rich white dude these days. Apart from the superconcentration of wealth since 2008, the deregulation, the tax breaks, the removal of health and safety protections that makes workers so darned expensive and the ability to live above the law, it’s…

You lose, fartface!

The secret of the cottage industry is that it’s a bunch of dudes unwilling to do what you just did. All the phrases like SJW, snowflake, and the ironic uses of triggered and safe space, they’re all cover for assholes who know they’re being assholes but are too immature to own it, so they have to shift the blame. It’s…

Bill Simmons wants you to know that he met Tucker Max at a house party being thrown at Dane Cook’s house and he and Dane agree that Bill Simmons is nothing like Tucker Max.

Drew, thank you so much for the honesty in this column. Being upfront and honest about the shitty things we’ve done is important. I have a lot of things to atone for, too, and this is inspiration to keep working on being better.

Party over Country, got it, John.