Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

Wait...so you’re saying we need to get O’Reilly to sexually assault the island of Puerto Rico and then settle a suit to keep it quiet? The island has been through enough, I think.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

John Kelly seems to have an awfully selective memory.

Really makes you think this backlash isn’t about respecting the country at all, doesn’t it?

Killing Nazis is literally what the game is about. They advertised it as such. Dumb fuck neo-Nazis/alt-right shit heads got triggered at a video game advertising anti-Nazi messages so Bethesda doubled down. There is literally nothing crass about this scenario other than those complaining about the marketing campaign.

Didn’t take long to find the random douche bag in the comments complaining about this. His reasoning is that it will encourage people to punch him because he is a Trump supporter. He doesn’t realize why it might be a problem that Trump supporters and neo nazis are synonymous. Either that or he is a neo nazi and, like…

Why cares? They’re Nazis.

I look forward to the follow-up concerning the Twitter thread being populated by butthurt Nazis being told to not play a game where they would have been killing Nazis.

YES.

...and in direct contravention to Kotaku’s prevailing wisdom, I have pre-ordered the shit out of this.

I’ve loved (almost) every Wolfenstein game since the first one back in the Shareware days, and the reboot (and even The Old Blood) were so goddamn good that I hold nothing but hope for the sequel.

Also, fuck Nazis.…

This is starting to feel like The Purge: Harrassers. I welcome this newfound sense that women feel they can publicly name names during this surreal window of time.

Surprisingly, the people who whine the most about everything being, “politically correct” and “snowflakes”, are in fact the biggest pussies out there.

There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

The “Moral Majority” finally get the leader they deserve: a serial sexual predator, adulterer, thrice-married, draft-dodging megalomaniac coward who has admitted to never have asked god for forgiveness.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

This isn’t nuts, it’s terrifying. These people are sheep, devoted to the ravings of a madman and incapable of contradictory thought. Holy fucking shit are we fucked.

I’ll just put this here, from the BBCs America correspondent Anthony Zurcher, writing a couple of minutes ago…

Someone get quote from corn, see how corn feels 🌽

I, for one, think it’s inspiring that his beans stand for the National Anthem.

The victim in this video is actually one of my closest friends and as I told him personally, I commend him for not giving into the hatred that was spewing out of this guy’s pores. In the end my friend did NOT press charges against this jerk because he honestly felt bad for him and just wanted this video to be proof…