Jerry Jones was one of the primary beneficiaries of the huge wealth transfer when big freeze hit Texas. He ain’t done nothing good for us either. We’ll be paying his evil ass off for a decade because our clown ass governor blocked any attempts to claw back the absurd profits made by natural gas owners. Fuck him.

The Mouse wanted Luke Fucking Skywalker so The Mouse gets Luke Fucking Skywalker. As for you, get The Mouse some fucking blow or you're finished in this business. You hear me finished.

They’ve been on this Earth for a while now and the whole Muggle thing was blown when the Earth was annexed by the space bugs or when it was teleported to Planet Music.

Have you tried steel cut oats cooked “al dente” with about 50% less water? The result is something closer to brown rice in texture. I used to hate oatmeal until I stopped eating the traditional rolled oats cooked in plenty of water that turned it into that paste like substance.

The best explanation I’ve heard is it is a combination of elite modeling behavior interacting with labor requirements from the industrial revolution that have evolved with capitalism and industrialization. I know that’s a lot, so let me explain.

I honestly thought he was convicted a long time ago.

Dave Chappelle is almost single handedly responsible for blowing his ass up.  Is there something I missed where he became an R. Kelly appologist?

The fucked up thing is that is an active choice. America is so subconsciously racist that ad execs have to make the limbs of cartoon M&Ms white.

If humans are ever attacked by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, just play this video and ask the AI to explain this.  The AI network will crash in 30 seconds.  

You have to understand that two generations of us were traumatized by the ultra low fat fad.  It can be very hard to break that indoctrination.  Personally I’ve come to peace with it.  I still won’t deep fry my egg in bacon grease or butter, but I will use those types of ingredients as strategic flavor enhancement.  

Look up vegan child abuse and you will find several examples children dying or suffering severe malnutrition from vegan parents who don’t know what they are doing. These people often spout the same type of pseudo scientific bullshit as the anti vax covidiots. I’m especially suspicious of someone who uses the term “Blac…

Its not a full time job.  You can bang out 2 weeks worth of episodes in one day.  

Osaka has willingly put herself in this position.  She's not the highest paid female athlete because of what she does on the court.  It is because she used her success on the court to sell herself out as a celebrity.  And that's fine.  I wish I could do that. But let's not condemn society because she doesn't like the…

For all the ways this has been politicized, party affiliation is not really the dividing line between who is getting the vaccine and who isn’t. I’ve been closely watching here in Texas and the two biggest factors in vaccine resistance is education and lack of trust in institutions. This plays out to the ‘necks in the…

So the last time I went to traffic court in Texas, I was taking my father to take care of a ticket.  We were advised by the clerk to just plead no contest and the judge would automatically defer adjudication, which we did.  It seems like in NC you have to ask for it.

They did not. It was fully acknowledged in the film.

I saw it.  It was actually humerously lampshaded. 

This should be etched onto Mayweather’s tombstone when he dies.

We’re not even getting into the texture discussion either. There is the thin and crispy restaurant style chips that are good for salsa and thin queso. Then you have the regular standard Tostitos thick chips that are tough and go through bean dip and the thick fresh made restaurant style that is good with anything.