Unfortunately, the three best actors to take over the roll are Don Cheadle, Idris Elba and Michael B Jordan.

Nah, I had him by 30 minutes.  

Because the tour is very much like the last two months of a Presidential campaign. Every waking hour is a scheduled event and I’m sure that two week stretch in Western Australia where they were supposed to leave the baby behind was event, 3 hrs travel to the next town, event, 4 hrs travel to hotel, 5 hrs sleep,…

It’s a fast food version of chicken fried steak. 

Guliani has black goo running down his face like he's Zorg from the fifth element

bit of salt, spray oil, cured pork product...roast...minced garlic...short roast...TERIYAKI TERIYAKI TERIYAKI TERIYAKI TERIYAKI...short roast...perfection.

Actually we pronounce it more, p’kon. Like a Klingon house.

Hey, Ya, but Outkast has all the Beyonces and Lucy Lius. It really isn't close. I’m just being honest.

I’ve never been a fan of Rotel or really any salsa type things that are canned or jarred. There is just this off flavor or smell note to me that develops in those products. Canned fish too. I love fresh salsas or high acid jarred salsas and hot sauces though.

From my first hand observation of the Texas summer spike, it takes about a month from the beginning of the infection spike for deaths to start and a month for the death wave to pass. Texas actually got shocked into taking the virus seriously and started mitigating before the death wave hit, but we still had a month of…

You mean Ballghazi.

Nah, if it were Florida Man, he would have been living in the attic of a crack house and when residents discovered him they call the police who arrest everyone because it's a crack house.

To bring it full circle. Chacho’s is the place in San Antonio famous for their humongous pile of nachos, but they also do a single layer broiler version I always get because it is so much better. It is also a popular place to go to when the bars close at 2AM. Jim’s is popular late night, and is the place you go to…

It is the same Millennial baby boom. You can’t see it with Hispanics because immigration hides the bump.  

Using your finger means you have to wash your hands. Washing your hands takes time. Those precious seconds could be used stirring the eggs or getting the coffee going or putting away the bacon.  I’ve got tortillas going on the other burner and if I have to wash my hands then start the coffee, then I’m going to need to…

It is really critical with this show to not pick at threads.  It is just not that intricately plotted out.  

The best decade for music is 1975-1985-ish.  

You've got some issues if you resort to beating someone who annoys you in the kitchen.  You've got an 8" chef knife.  Let the blade do the work.

Vin Diesel smells like leather and olive oil...and family.