I like riding the edge of the critical burn and BLAZING can actually get me sweating. 

My standard play at any wing joint is to order the dry rubbed wings and get the hottest sauce on the side. It maximizes the flavor a gives you a finer control on the heat.

As much as I love the idea of Trump ordering one of his minions to put a sharpie to the map, the truth is simple, but just as damning.

“Who else in recent history has been so adept at eroding and so revered, spiritually and metaphysically, by his base that a ceaseless consequencelessness was a reality?”

Harvey was a Cat 4 at landfall.

You can get very high calorie junk food for 2 to 3 dollars a day from the school cafeteria, fast food restaurant, or grocery store.

Cant the Chinese just go outside and pick the toilet paper and box-o-burgers off the trees since that’s where all the stuff grows in the first place.

The secret to wings is get a tasty dry rub like Cajun, then dip in hot sauce.

I didn’t like leg quarters until I leveled up in my cooking skill. 

Even assuming the most Byzantine POS system, this is a situation where due to some combination of poor training, low empathy, and bad management a very simple and reasonable accommodation couldn’t be made. I’m almost certain that one of their management algorithms grades on drive thru time, and this employee was…

I’m in SA, I tried sleeping at 80 and I just kept waking up in a puddle of sweat.  I’m at 78 all day.

The QB is just such a naturally high IQ player. The WR has had great difficulty learning the playbook. Lacks discipline and work ethic. 

After 4.5 months, we’ll release an Instagram of Justin Bieber eating avocado toast while riding a horse. That should carry us well into the next decade.

Just went to Applebee’s for the first time in over 10 years. It was so bad that I went on the internet to see if other people think it’s as bad as me and now I'm cruising year old articles. The menu reminded me so much of Witherspoon’s. Everything is a 2 for 20 or 3+1 for 30 special and the same level of terrible.

I feel like I'm tomato blind. Grocery store Roma or green house on the vine, cherry tomatoes, four or five different varieties grown in my garden, cherry tomatoes, tomatoes from fancy restaurants.  They all basically taste the same. I absolutely love products made from tomatoes like salsa, pico, or marinara, but I…

Trotting out last generation tech is a pretty good way of getting your ass kicked in a conventional war.

The rule was changed because of VAR. They wanted to remove a potential grey area now that they can watch things in slow motion.

That leeway had always existed in the system because human referees couldn’t see these technical violations in real time. I’ve watched enough VAR soccer to know that the games are more interesting and fun to watch when these ticky tack violations are not called. I’d rather just watch soccer the way it has been…

I’m 40 years old and I have a hard time even comprehending how this music is the music of my grandparent’s generation. It is so timeless. Every other type of music puts me in the time and place it was created, 70s funk feels like the 70s, 60s rock feels like the 60s.  Hard bop jazz from the late 50s/early 60s just…

You forgot to add poorly designed for road travel to scooters, but yeah who’d have thunk it.