I never learned how to properly tie a shoe lace until 4 years ago (I am 40). My shoe laces always came undone because I would always go under with my left hand on both tying motions which gives you a weak granny knot. To get a stronger square knot, you have to do the opposite on each tie, so for a year, I had to say…

That’s interesting, especially because the Hughie in this show looks like he’s Bill Hader’s little brother.

Google searched Mojo Criollo and I came across this from the fine folks who bring you Lawrys seasoning salt and the one step above generic dried spices.

If it legit is a problem then post a sign saying, “Our business depends on tables being open for people to eat their sandwiches. We may ask you to cede the table when we get busy.” Then kick the freeloading fools to the curb before your rush periods.

I didn’t watch the video so I didn’t know that she obviously had known about it. There is no justification for that. I’ll say that no one should ever get a ticket for a broken tail light if there is a reasonable doubt as to whether they would know about.  

How do you do a story about VC’s draft class as an illustration of how old he is and not have Big Cat Uncle Drew as the photo under your headline.  I’d fire whoever is in charge of this.

Im not sure if you can rely on in store sales to determine profitability. Subways may not generate a ton of revenue, but they are also way smaller, have fewer employees, and less equipment. Whataburger and chick fil can have 4 or 5 people working the drive through and 3 or 4 people working the front.  I'm actually…

Interesting that you think a man like Obama should be in the dock at The Hague next to Radovan Karadzic but think that an outright racist bigot like FDR who put American citizens in concentration camps and a imperialist warmonger like TR are models of virtue. 

Getting fined for a broken tail light is a dick move unless she already ignored a warning. 

I’m surprised so many people have misread the Bruce Lee thing. He wrote the explanation in the opening scene in the movie with why Rick Dalton keeps getting his ass kicked in his guest star roles. It makes the ending more believable by making Cliff the man who kicked Bruce Lee’s ass.

Whataburger also has something called bun oil which you can also nix.

Whataburger also has something called bun oil which you can also nix.

Its the only way to be sure.

If it is anything more involved than shipping the store a unique box of sauce it won’t happen. I think the shake shake fries is the only one that fits that.  

Dallas got it’s big name free agent and it was taken from Houston. Unfortunately it was Chandler Parsons and he was a bust. They are in the process of recovering from that, but it takes time. Houston on the other hand has mortgaged it’s future. They don’t exactly have a large core of young players and they’ve traded…

This is why we've been so successful focusing on sending robots into space. Much easier to send things specifically designed to function in that environment than squishy bags of meat and water.

If I see a good dry cider, I’ll pick that over beer whenever I go out. I find it kind of annoying how consistently sweet ciders stocked in US grocery stores tend to be. Down here in Texas I can reliably find Austin Eastciders Dry Cider on tap at bars.

Ive tried and sucessfully overcome almost all of my food hangups, but ranch is one of the few remaining foods that nauseate me.

I think the idea is that if mc Donald’s charges 95¢ for tea and a dollar for soda, more people will choose tea and the bottom line difference for McDonald’s is a rounding error.

It looks like they just retconned him to look more uncanny valley synthetic.

Oven mitts and a fork to work it out.  Of course that just leaves me with a hot ear off corn that will burn my mouth.