Honestly, it depends on what you’ve done. I’ve talked my way out of a ticket before by being friendly and admitting my guilt. I was coming home from the airport late on a Thursday night after spending the previous three weeks on the road and I explained it the cop and he took pity on me. As you said, they really don’t…

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I’m going with staged. The way they are watching the game is too calm and relaxed for the moment. People should be pacing, holding each other, leaning, or biting on towels. It is still a good video nevertheless.

It’s actually really clear. It is an ipad playing the pee tape. That’s why it glows yellow. And the people are so happy to see it because they know our national nightmare is almost over.

That makes sense. A washed up 35 year old PG who is third on the depth chart and has almost no role on the team going forward makes a comment to a beat reporter in a scrum at a practice that could be mildly misconstrued to be a little insulting. A potential supermax contract face of the franchise superstar would…

Nah, game of the tournament was Japan-Senegal. Well matched, hard fought, no cheap dives, and the two best fan bases. 

I go to that Costco. It is the same as any other Costco. Bulk dry goods CAN be a deal, but you have to know your per unit cost and HEB equivalent price.  Also their monthly promotional specials again CAN be a good deal, but you also need to do some comparison shopping.  The brisket prices are great though.

If you want to definitively test yourself, buy a hopped cider. If you really are allergic to hops, then you will react to it. If not, then you can know you can avoid beer all together because it is something else.

Dear South Korea, I know you think Mexico will love you forever and ever, but they are kind of known to get around. Just a warning, don’t get your hopes up. This is what happened 4 years ago during world cup qualifying.

If it was the United States, I’d rather them beat Germany and eliminate them from the World Cup than get out of group and knocked out in the round of 16.

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Great, thanks a lot. Now I have to go and find some duck to eat. 

Nah, I prefer to fly with

Nah, you’re just not using it right. White meat chicken is the perfect vehicle for chicken dripping/stock gravy. Basically, you’re just returning all the juice you lost to cooking, but adding whatever extra flavor from the herbs and malard reacted brown bits stuck to the pan.

Nah, actually, he’s right. The GOAT art should be like the Grand Canyon. You should be able to just walk up to it, look at it and be like wholly shit.

Depends. Flappers (lower arm), sure, but drumsticks...you can just stick the whole thing in your mouth and suck the meat off the bone.

Nah fuck that. Cookies and Cream mother fucker!!!!

You are right, fish is delicious, but come on.  You could probably get me 99% of the way to ditching pork, but then bacon comes walking on by and I’m back to digging on swine.  

There is a really good Radiolab podcast that breaks all this down. Y’all should check it out.

I keep a small jar in my fridge of tallow rendered from Brisket trimming to oil my pan. Just spoon a bit in th reheated pan and wipe with a napkin. I find it gives the best results. I would think bacon grease would work too.