If I’m FIFA, I’d do the easy money, win, win, win with the US Cup followed up by a China cup. Then with the all the fat fat sacks of clean dollars and yuan filling up their legit accounts, they can go back to dirty money.

Hosting the Cup in the US is an easy win on the schedule for a FIFA organization that has been on a losing streak. It will make the organization the most money of any bid, the amount of corruption involved will be relatively low, and it will give the sport a promotional boost in the most fertile ground for growth. …

I’m not kidding. Now I’m not saying don’t brush, you just don’t need tooth paste. The brushes remove the bacteria plaque, the grit may have some polishing effect, but I really don’t think it removes any more bacteria.

Toothpaste is a scam. Just look at the FDA label. The only ingredient they are allowed to list is fluoride. And if you drink tap water, you get all the fluoride you need. All the other crap in there just makes oj taste bad in the morning and Listerine takes care of that while actually having a clinical effect (again…

General rule. I like the MVP to have more than a 10% chance of receiving the award at a ceremony before their second round home game as opposed to a press conference at the team practice facility because they are knocked out. But hey, what better way to sure how much Russ doesn’t deserve it than having him eliminated…

Hey, Marky Mark didn’t know either. You should be besties.

April fool’s day

April fool’s day

David Robinson - 71 pts 24 Apr 1994

My grandmother smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day and died at 92 last year. I guess that just proves all those people who say smoking is bad don’t know what they are talking about.

I’ve always thought child molestation was the worst, but yeah...you know... ballpark.

Let them keep the timeouts, just get rid of live ball timeouts.

Compared to his Houston days, that picture makes it look like he picked the wrong Holy Grail. That man needs to retire.

You are comparing apples and oranges. The conventional overhead shot is something you’ve repeated thousands and thousands of times. Trying to compare it to a new motion you’ve only done a few times is impossible.

This is what I don’t understand. This next book is going to make millions and millions of dollars. Surely he can hire writers to do the grunt work of getting words down on paper.

The Tim Duncan Outlet Pass Slow Jamz mix tape is the most Tim Duncan YouTube highlight real ever created. It features nothing but highlights of Tim Duncan passing after defensive rebounds, it is absolutely fundamentally sound, and basketball junkies find it as entertaining as a Blake Griffin dunk highlight real.

This exactly. It was the magic dumpster that did it for me as well. I couldn’t even finish last season. It just got really stale. All I really care about now is Clementine from the game. If the put her on the show I’ll come running back.

The main reason given is that the A10 can’t survive against modern man portable air defense. Now the counter to that is we’ve been fighting almost 15 years in a modern battlefield and this isn’t an actual problem. The counter to that counter is that a great power could cheaply Charlie Wilson us by supplying our…

OK, I’ll say it. As the father of two sons I can no longer in good conscience look then in the eye and justify supporting this man considering the way he treats [white] women. I had no problem gazing into the souls of my two boys when he promoted the false belief that illegal Mexican immigrants are rapists and…

It was easy for me to root for Brazil. The country has been getting the shit end of for the last couple years. Bad world cup loss, nasty recession, government corruption scandal. Nice to see the country have something to celebrate.

One more good piece of advice: Shut the Fuck Up.