Sometimes you just have to go for the pile of nachos at Chacho’s, but if you are on a date and want to class it up, go for the single layer. Custom hand assembled and baked nachos are the proper way to go.

You just had a spursgasm.

She got her job because she was more attractive than other qualified people, then is pissed off because the network would rather give work to people who are younger and more attractive.

That’s a shame because Catwoman was one of the best parts of Arkham City.

I’m Afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive

Usually the law has a floating window of permissible pedophilia where a 19 year old can be with a 17 year old and am 18 year old can be with a 16 year old. But yes, you have pointed out the ridiculousness of some 20 year old kid who’s not old enough to drink being placed on a sex offender registry for the rest of his…

I’m always interested in the regional variations of what stuff is called. I grew up in San Antonio and for me, I refer to the holy trinity by name: salsa=salsa, queso=queso, guac=gauc. Dip would be anything not covered by the first 3; although, without any context, I would expect some kind of creamy onion concoction.…

I like to think I’m a very fair and respectable guy, but I can promise you I’d be as petty and conniving as gearon when it comes to trying to back out of a deal that is going to cost me $100 million.

Let’s not go that far.

Quite frankly, I would rather just watch the game from the behind the quarterback video game camera with nothing but stadium sounds pumped in. I’d pay good money for that. Look at how much endzone seats go for.

Kind of like this.

Kind of like

This is definately my favorite. God’s lessons ARE so beautiful.

The next expansion into LV and Seattle will allow the league to go back to 4 divisions that will actually mean something and will bump the TWolves into their natural Big10 rivals in the Central Division. Until then, if meaningless divisions keeps the number of 9:30 weeknight West Coast tip offs down for my Spurs, I’m…

Whataburger has a surprisingly good breakfast taco. Usually I make them myself and use fresh pico and a good cheddar, jack, or that HEB queso blanco, but sometimes I just get a hankering for American Cheese, hash browns patties and eggs on a tortilla with picante.

Take the day off. We’re screwed.

The info might be wrong but the gist is right. They hide acetaminophen in a lot of stuff. I know a lot of people who don’t know how to read the label. If reading many strange multisylabic words is too tough, then advising them to avoid it all together isn’t a bad idea.

That never worked for me. In fact it was quite the opposite. Pot+EtOH = head violently spinning and entering into a permanent state of vomit. Even 20 years later, just talking about it makes me a little queasy.

And Saints Row