For the love of God please get those black olives away from my nachos. I don't know what Yaqui heathen thought those things belong on Nachos, probably some soulless corporate drone at Taco Bell who's last job was a middle manager at a auto part factor, but those foul things should never dare grace a plate of fine…

He chose poorly. I guess he didnt know the holy grail is the cup of a carpenter.

With their beady little eyes and flapping heads.

I've lived in both cities for 29 on my 35 years of life. I can tell you that Austin and San Antonio are in the process of merging metro areas, but there is still a long way to go. The commute between the two is anywhere from 1-2+ hours depending on where you are coming from and going to. The major transportation…

The Sun is the star our planet goes around; a sun is a synonym for a star. The Moon is the satellite the revolves around the Earth; a moon is a synonym for a natural satellite. The Earth is the planet we live on; earth is another name for dirt. See what I did there, words in English can have different meanings…