thanks for posting to share more instances of my favorite part of the patriots winning the super bowl

my favorite part about when the patriots winning the super bowl is how it melts everyone’s brains

To say that New England is a hotbed of Trumpism is both unequivocally false and without merit or rational standing. I reject your vitriol and politely ask that you shut the fuck up. Unless if you were being sarcastic in which case carry on. Also, fuck Trump in the ass with a thousand steel slats and go Pats.

I’m with you. This one should be un-grayed. Everyone needs to grow up. This feud is stupid and disingenuous.

Is it really an eye? Are those Band-Aids? Is it doing that thing where if I look at it, it punches me?

Jeannie Buss has just invited LaVar to check out this cool thing she found deep, deep in the woods. 

I’m not sure if this is a hot take or what, but I don’t give a shit about my health or whatever. Fuck exercise, fuck eating right, fuck brain shit (although I do read a lot, but not to keep the old thinking mass agile). Both my grandmothers are still living in their late 90s and their life sucks shit. One is in the…

I’m not a baseball fan of any kind, but during the early Ichiro years my buddy talked me into watching a few games and I was hooked. I watched for a long time just because he was so good. Like poetry. Then things kinda ran down and I stopped caring and quit watching.

It’s objectively bad.

Figured. What terrible sentence this is:

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Avoiding wearing a seatbelt out of fear of getting injured by it is like not wearing a parachute while skydiving because in extremely rare cases, a person gets caught up in the chute straps and strangles to death.

Doctor said he’d have been sawed in half. Bullshit. The doctor knew nothing of the accident except what had been told to him/her. Anything that doctor said was purly speculative and holds no water.

Criquet? Out of Texas, maybe Austin. I only know as I did go to the website.

No idea Sarge. Good luck.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Rumour has it the source of the disagreement was Noah insisting that he hit his slice with side spin instead of backspin.

Drew, you are my favorite goddamn sportswriter- I mean, not just Deadspin, but all sports writers. I have the “Greatest Sportwriting” compilations, and I believe you deserve to be in there one day. BUT....let it go, man. This is just lazy- calling out how much you hate the Pats on Deadspin is a cheap way to get 10,000…

Agreed. Go Pats. Fuck Trump. Fuck Deadspin. (even though I’ll still read your dumb posts)