This Junior World Final game is rad.

i am big fan of this team and these player. we have a similar player here named nemanja visidic who dunks high like this. i had the pleasure of watching two women pleasure him with their holes after a euroleague game in khimki.

True story: I was given a raclette some years ago. I looked at it, and pictured inviting friends over to operate that...thing.

Dear Ina,

This story is five years old, boy. Get bent.

Buffalo Wings FTW!

NBA TV reporter? So we most likely need to be looking for a 2011 Camry, a knockoff Kate Spade bag and an iPhone 5C.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

The analogy is pretty spot on. I saw the headline and was like, “fuck is he OK? He looked like he was in pain the second half, but not loopy.” He doesn’t remember the specifics of a question some random person asked him after the game. Have you seen an NFL sideline/locker room after a game? It’s a blur. There are…

Yeah, Patrick has been doing some yoga this evening.

Go do it. Seriously, go complete a 360 dunk on someone. I’ll let you use an 8 foot rim. Hell, I’ll volunteer to stand there and pretend to play defense. And after you complete it (DOUBTFUL), we’ll go frolic in parks and green spaces while we try to find other joys to bring into your life.

Man shut the fuck up

Looks like they might be...

Can a dragon’s fire breath melt Valarian steel beams swords though?

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

The joke is that your moniker is “ the noble house”

Yeah, seriously.

If this guy drives you to rage, it may be time to ask your doctor about Prozac (fluoxitine).

Counterpoint: Did he make you, because you seem like a tool?

Seeking new revenue streams are a natural reaction to owing more money than you’re worth to an angry, leathery, orange former professional wrestler.

wait you used to boink a clown?