I hate you.

Not gonna happen. It’d stagger the rows (unless you put 3 tall people side by side), making egress impossible in an emergency.

PAH!

My thoughts? There are two ways people might end up on Mars:

Conspiracy to commit?

Edit: KINJA'D

Intentional. That's how it's written in EVERY Craigslist ad.

AC not working. Just needs charged.

Yeah. Maybe you should just let it be.

SLIIIDE!

Hell, even if it 'splodes, you can sell all that aluminum on the intake/intercooler piping and get most of your money back. That's gotta be about 12k in aluminum....

So just remember when you’re feeling very small and insecure,

actually, it was EEE-VILLE!

Jeez. I’d always heard that maintaining a boat is punishment enough for owning a boat...

Cool article!

And from now on... STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!!!

This, for example, is under “H” for “toy.”

Would have been sexier if she hadn't flinched...

CP.

“DAMMIT!! That totally works on the Gran Turismo series! WTF?!"