"I guess we’re going to find out in these coming weeks as ABC bombards
us with episodes to get its funniest sitcom off its airwaves as quickly
as possible (sigh)."

Saying that someones "career is dead" when they have numerous feature films in the pipeline, plus now a slew of TV productions on multiple networks, is a little odd.

Dammit, Das Mogul, you're not supposed to reply with a question that seems genuinely sympathetic! The phrase "to lose my virginity" after a paragraph of posturing was supposed to make you yell mean things at me!

Two Asian men were fired so one white man could be hired! Your silent race war is obvious to me, Hollywood!

I love the 'Money Matters' feature, Nathan! Can we expect these things regularly? Say weekly? Or are you finding it a challenge to source subjects willing to be interviewed?

+1 to Mo Better Booze's comment.

+1 to Mo Better Booze's comment.

The worst part about the start of a new year is how freakin' quickly time's whizzing past already! We're about a week into 2013, and I haven't even BEGUN to itemize all the provisions I'll be needing to complete my 2013 goal: Consensually fornicate with at least one woman from every single democratic nation on the…

Ang Lee did a marvelous job, M Night would've been a fantastic choice to direct too. He has South-Indian heritage (from the same area the Pi character is from), his films often have overt statements towards spirituality, and his deliberate sense of pacing and aesthetics would've been a perfect match to the material.

Ang Lee did a marvelous job, M Night would've been a fantastic choice to direct too. He has South-Indian heritage (from the same area the Pi character is from), his films often have overt statements towards spirituality, and his deliberate sense of pacing and aesthetics would've been a perfect match to the material.

Lee not visually flashing back to the "real" events, in my opinion, was a real mistake. In fact, it's what made me feel like he really didn't 'stick the landing'.

Lee not visually flashing back to the "real" events, in my opinion, was a real mistake. In fact, it's what made me feel like he really didn't 'stick the landing'.

How the fuck did a flabby troll like Lucas score a woman that attractive?

Last!

Hey guys, I'm a time traveler from the year 2045. I just wanted you folks to know that the gritty reboot of this flick starring Anthony McAnthony (he's going to be born next year in Tahiti and will be the biggest thespian the Galactic Coalition has ever known) has done boffo business at the box-office.

Hey guys, I'm a time traveler from the year 2045. I just wanted you folks to know that the gritty reboot of this flick starring Anthony McAnthony (he's going to be born next year in Tahiti and will be the biggest thespian the Galactic Coalition has ever known) has done boffo business at the box-office.

Yes! Just yes! More of this, please!

Yes! Just yes! More of this, please!

OMG, Padma looked fantastique in this episode! And Anna Faris' relatives seem like a bunch of yokels.

OMG, Padma looked fantastique in this episode! And Anna Faris' relatives seem like a bunch of yokels.