Yesss!! Finally, I have an "in" with Madame Norah Jones!

Yesss!! Finally, I have an "in" with Madame Norah Jones!

C'mon Mr. Lorre, do you really need to bank ALL the money in the sitcom game? You've already got all the hooker and six-star vacation money you need. Quit while you're light years ahead and go spend it!

C'mon Mr. Lorre, do you really need to bank ALL the money in the sitcom game? You've already got all the hooker and six-star vacation money you need. Quit while you're light years ahead and go spend it!

What of the rumors that Dapwell and Kitty Pryde hook up on the regular?

What of the rumors that Dapwell and Kitty Pryde hook up on the regular?

The Shyamalan and Smith bashing has gotten extremely tired. Sorry wankers, I know you'd prefer it if "alterna-dork" overlord Lena Dunham directed everything, but she's too busy writing self-involved essays on why her, uh, like, clitoris looks like Roseanne Barr or something.

The Shyamalan and Smith bashing has gotten extremely tired. Sorry wankers, I know you'd prefer it if "alterna-dork" overlord Lena Dunham directed everything, but she's too busy writing self-involved essays on why her, uh, like, clitoris looks like Roseanne Barr or something.

This is literally going to break Gilliam's heart. This project, I always assumed, was all the old bastard had left to live for.

This is literally going to break Gilliam's heart. This project, I always assumed, was all the old bastard had left to live for.

That dude is friggin' 26?! Mofo looks at least 40! Dammit, people, start looking out for your personal health and wellbeing! Eating properly, getting in the occasional walk/jog/run, and shaving is not that difficult!

That dude is friggin' 26?! Mofo looks at least 40! Dammit, people, start looking out for your personal health and wellbeing! Eating properly, getting in the occasional walk/jog/run, and shaving is not that difficult!

Morons. Should've just stuck in there another 12 months, done a bunch of commercial-friendly songs, and made some mad $$$ off their first label release. THEN they should've split up.

Morons. Should've just stuck in there another 12 months, done a bunch of commercial-friendly songs, and made some mad $$$ off their first label release. THEN they should've split up.

Dear God, please, please, make douchebags the world over appropriate clothing like this immediately. I'm pretty depressed but I just know that seeing folk walking around dressed like this would brighten my day infinitely!

Dear God, please, please, make douchebags the world over appropriate clothing like this immediately. I'm pretty depressed but I just know that seeing folk walking around dressed like this would brighten my day infinitely!

*Dr Hibbert Voice*: I prescribe a consensual dosage…. OF COCK! *Chuckles*.

*Dr Hibbert Voice*: I prescribe a consensual dosage…. OF COCK! *Chuckles*.

120lbs is friggin' anorexic for an adult male!

120lbs is friggin' anorexic for an adult male!