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I’m with you on both of those sentiments, but couldn’t write a response that’s as well stated as yours so I’m just going to star yours.  The question and the implication that photo taking is just the WORST are both kind of crabbing me out.

Well, the other day I ate a double Filet O’Fish in an empty parking lot so I guess we’re both winning, Mr. Fancy Pang.

It’s more like people of her background thinking the rules don’t apply to them.

Not making fun, wish she’d gotten full on eaten and then shit out all over the panther cage. Fucking with wild animals isn’t a joke and maybe if she’d gotten eaten, some stupid (white) folks would recognize.

Or that time Muammar Gaddafi got stabbed in the b-hole. That was a classic.

Counter counter theory.

Ah, but you forget that she’s no more than a bloated meat suit for the snakes that writhe and wiggle beneath in order to create what appears to be a female but is actually just a conglomeration of highly trained reptiles.

In other news, water is wet and sky is blue.

I bet you loved The Blind Side too.

Were the reporters, cameraman, or guard wearing a MAGA hat, b/c if they were, then Don Jr. will be interested.

I thought that movie would be terrible, but it was actually pretty good. The only thing I really hated was Katie Holmes’ horrible accent.

She’s probably popping oxy’s or valium while tweeting about how shitty vaccines are.

If the congressman likes Civil War biographies, he really should read the Personal Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant it is a great two volume account of his life up to the end of the Civil War. He also wrote about the two sides coming together which may be appropriate now:

I agree. Why should I trust these cheese eating surrender monkeys?

If I even make it to be old, I’m planning on taking myself out before it gets too shitty. Time takes and takes and takes, without regret or remorse.

The very best Kinja!

Probably Carlos Mencia.

Or all those losers she’s giving handjobs to. I like to call it “roughing up the suspect”.

I think it is. It’s been so long since I’ve seen him that I had to look him up.

I always liked this one: