I do this as well and my family thinks I’m nuts. I don’t want it flat but I really don’t want SO many bubbles in it. Diet Dr. Pepper is especially bad for being over-carbonated and takes forever to get the excess carbonation to escape.

I thought you would sing Daisy.

Don’t take someone else’s inventory, man.

You mean these?

“Dipshit” kinda works here, but the word you want is “asshole” as in, “anus”

Yeah, he should’ve won it for Frogs way back in 1972.

Can confirm.

I think they should’ve asked him whether a shark is a fish. 

I could totally see Pence being into pegging.

I was wondering the same thing. How would they pay the private firms if there’s no money to run the government in the first place?

Trump has a well documented history of trying to skip out without paying people. This is just Trump trumping on a massive scale.

Can confirm that the FDA seems to be running on a skeleton crew. Medical device reviews that were previously paid for will continue, but they’re not really focusing on anything that hasn’t already been paid.

But did they have Baconators? I mean, Baconators are tight.

It’s always at night. 

I like this one:

Red bean mochi is wonderful!

I like to dip every single bite of Papa Johns in the garlic sauce so I don’t have to taste how bad it is.

I’m so happy that someone out there gets paid to do this. What would I do without Dennis to tell me about this kind of stuff?

I heard the potato that is currently the White House Press Secretary say that “over 4000 terrorists a year get through the Atlantean border”.

To me, that Polaroid reminds me of the early 90's. If you want to hear some early 90's slang, just watch these prime examples:

To me, that Polaroid reminds me of the early 90's. If you want to hear some early 90's slang, just watch these prime…