This game sounds like a total bummer. Think I’ll just stick to the news for my depressing violence

I like to smoke up and listen to old Kanye (the good Kanye), then chill, chill, and chill some more.

That sounds exhausting.

Step one should’ve been to leave the work laptop at work or, if not that, hidden away and out of sight.

Then after that they start busting down your door looking for Sarah Conner. Yeah, I’ve seen this one before. 

I’m fairly sure his pure hatefulness has at something to do with his longevity 

They apparently left their math skills in the hotel.

We can’t forget about the lacrosse and polo teams now.

Mine’s been hacked for years and nope, I’m not updating it with Sony’s garbage. Once you sell it to me it’s mine to do with as I wish.

I only think about Susan Sarandon when remembering how cute she was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Jeez. Next you should try to figure out how many inches it rained during all that time,

Not sure, but I know FOR SURE, that white people can’t make good potato salad. Full stop!

I already hate most everything Georgia, even the peaches, so I’m not sure what more I can boycott.  The only thing from Georgia I still like is REM and Vic Chesnutt

Although I don’t think it’s racist, I think it’s a funny play on the Root name, I do love this gif though.

I pray for poor health for him and his family every day.  If only God was real and we didn’t live in this dumpster fire of a world full of idiots.

Now that’s gotta be a lie.

I’m starting to wonder at what point she’ll go from unknowing dimwit to playing the role of dimwit or if she’s already realized that and made that transition or if we’ll even know when it happens.

The very clear border between his orange make-up or bronzer or whatever the hell it is is also quite surreal.

Okay, it was interesting the first time I read it, but on the 7000th load screen it just gets old. The encyclopedia would have been a much better place for it. Also, watch out for those level 50 chickens. They’re tough.