This game sounds like a total bummer. Think I’ll just stick to the news for my depressing violence

“Swole AF!”

I think it should just be a Le Fou prequel.  That or they could do a prequel about the Beast’s toilet servant that was cut from the film. 

Why didn’t they just call up Tupac in his hideout hacienda in Cuba to do the video and then claim it was just super good DeepFake? 

This just goes to show that the universe (or God or karma or whatever) will always be there ready to make you look like a fool.

I was kind of hoping that, when he was coughing up slugs, he might have somehow gained a power or two from being on the other side for so long. Instead his power seems to be suckiness.

I like to smoke up and listen to old Kanye (the good Kanye), then chill, chill, and chill some more.

That sounds exhausting.

Step one should’ve been to leave the work laptop at work or, if not that, hidden away and out of sight.

Then after that they start busting down your door looking for Sarah Conner. Yeah, I’ve seen this one before. 

I wish I could buy them all and burn them all in a bonfire to prevent them from boring future generations. Garfield is trash.

I’m fairly sure his pure hatefulness has at something to do with his longevity 

They apparently left their math skills in the hotel.

We can’t forget about the lacrosse and polo teams now.

Mine’s been hacked for years and nope, I’m not updating it with Sony’s garbage. Once you sell it to me it’s mine to do with as I wish.

I only think about Susan Sarandon when remembering how cute she was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Jeez. Next you should try to figure out how many inches it rained during all that time,

Not sure, but I know FOR SURE, that white people can’t make good potato salad. Full stop!

I already hate most everything Georgia, even the peaches, so I’m not sure what more I can boycott.  The only thing from Georgia I still like is REM and Vic Chesnutt

Although I don’t think it’s racist, I think it’s a funny play on the Root name, I do love this gif though.