We in the rural south prefer Fla Vor Aid brand drink mix, thank you very much. Grape flavored, specifically.

Your use of hyperbole is excellent and I starred you for that.

God yes they matter!!! I feel like I spent days and days watching loading screens just for Fallout and the last two Assassin’s Creeds games. Odyssey is the worst because I can’t even like run around and flail and do sweet cuts and hops and stuff. I just have to look at that stupid glowing pyramid and watch the same…

I had / have Flamefeather. Can confirm it was pretty janky in general. He was usually the one I loaned out to people who came to play that I didn’t particularly care for.

I’ll wait for the Tom Tom Club tour.  

Nah, I’m sitting in Morrisville right now and can report that the people in this town are not on the whole very decent.

All these commenters are missing the real question and that is, of course, what did the Dessert Hater tip? They better have tipped at least 20% with a smile or they’re obviously server hating heathen pig-dogs who don’t deserve to eat at a fine dining establishment (that will totally forget about your food because…

Well not to all of us. Those Italians and Irish are still trash people to me, with their swarthy mustaches and small potato farming hands.

I guess Damon Wayans WAS getting too old for that shit.

Any regular Salty readers would know that it almost always come down to a matter of tipping.

Thank you for researching and explaining this. I was feeling too lazy to look it up.

You tip one large dumper right in their stupid moisturized, botoxed, and surgically improved faces.

I’m with you on that one. 

I save for retirement but don’t care much because I’m planning on being dead before I can retire anyway. Mostly from enjoying my “non-essential” purchases.

And I think it makes the tomatoes and lettuce and things more expensive in the long run as they’ll pass the cost along to customers. I refuse to pay more for my Jr. Bacon Chee

I think they’re saying that not being on a coalition doesn’t make them pro-rape. 

Truth! If you’re not paying more for that lettuce, then you’re pro-rape. Also I hated the spicy nuggs so there.

Until some asshole decides to rape that 3D printer, then they’ll have a coalition to make sure that nobody is 3D printing vagina attachments to the printer which they then rape.  In a field probably just to up the atrociousness of it.

Well, it’s not cross-stitched, but you can hang it on your wall. It’s also customizable.

I’ve been called that before and I’m very white, pale even. I get sunburn from 10 minutes in the noonday sun.