I like these, but I think they should go as absurd as possible. Roseanne finally has the mental breakdown that everyone knew was coming for so many previous seasons. She pops some Vivarin and drives 20 hours straight to Florida (wearing adult diapers, of course, to avoid unnecessary stops) where she attempts to sneak…

Like Becky on Roseanne

I do books and benadryl for the most part. I put the books, comics, magazines, whatever on my tablet and then wait until I’m sleepy, then sleep against that window.

I wish it was about sisters at least so my two girls would be more interested in it. They really enjoyed the first one and so did I and I think they would prefer more female characters.

I guess it wasn’t a ricochet biscuit.

Me too!

Hey now, they don’t JUST fuck their cousins, they also fuck farm animals.

But was it Plymouth Gin, the finest gin that I’ve tasted and a tasteful addition to any bar. They should be so lucky, the heathens.

...Or Jumbo Shrimp

But yet it still has that monster P.T. Barnum’s name on the box? WTF?? 

Agreed, I was thinking that Iron Man 3 had to be the weakest MCU film of them all. It was just so pointless and boring. 

I was thinking something very similar. If you’re paying for the wine then you can do whatever you want. I don’t drink wine to taste the subtle flavors and smell the delicate aromas. I’m usually drinking it to get a buzz and I like it cold so I fill my mason jar (I said it) with whatever we have and drop a few cubes in…

More like Funyuns, ya’ll.

I want to hear the tape where they finally admit that Sanders is in fact a marionette being controlled by well-oiled and selectively trained snakes that writhe beneath the surface of her flesh suit in order to approximate normal “human” functionality.

Capitalizing on everything is the American way.

Like in the Meg?

I wish I had your kind of optimism.

See, I just thought he was being punny.

This is true, I remember seeing it on a rerun.