The onion review took a mighty dark turn towards the end.  It was like he was speaking directly to me. Unfortunately I’m well on my way to the stewing stage.

I heard he’s also an analrapist. 

1930 you savages.

They also better miss most if not all of their free throws.

I thought I had heard something about that. Thanks for filling in my somewhat spotty memory.

I forgot how good that song was. I mean, I couldn’t listen to it a hundred times, but once every ten years seems about right.

I can tolerate the early stuff, but the only song that I liked in the past 10 years is Viva La Vida and it was probably stolen from somewhere. Those thieves. 

Hey now, Zeke doesn’t even have a computer. He just guffaws at it secondhand from his shitposting buddy while he looks over his shoulder.

Nice, I never really thought that about it in that context. I’ll have to watch it again.  Honestly though I know very little about Rand besides enough to know that I’m not a fan.

The reaction should’ve been more like this:

He needs to watch out for that razor sharp edge he’s balancing upon.

Great news!!! I literally had a dream about She-Ra action figures last night. I was desparately trying to find the “right” She-Ra, with all accessories (including brush) for the mint Crystal Swift Wind. Not sure how I’d interpret that but make of it what you will.

This is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

Plus florescent day-glo jumpsuits and ghosts for some reason.

I thought they were the Verve Pipe of that century?

I think it’s their lettuce wash.

Kevin might accidentally rat, but Angela is definitely front of the line to rat out the union.

In my experience, the rats are usually named something like Nancy.

His stupid tweet reminds me of this:

I’ve got my fingers crossed that he doesn’t, but I have my doubts.