I’m sure it depends on the amount of the tip. They’d probably deep fry the body and put it in doggy bags if you tipped enough.

I still do this all the time. My fave is Just Cause 3 because you can come up with some crazy ways to die.

Finding a clown anywhere is scary to me. I hate those things.

But what about the Electric Slide? My only rules at my wedding (the only input my wife allowed) was:

I’d prefer if he just went straight to the shanking.

I fackin’ love Dunkin guy, whattayoutalkinbout?

I think you could get away with almost anything as long as you tipped enough. 

I was thinking the same. If you order a water, you should get a water. Pouring anything else in your free water cup is fundamentally wrong.

I thought they were already doing that.

I’ll speak for the haters out here: “Fuck you Kevin”

I should’ve been a comedian, I already have that part down. Too bad I’m not funny.

Thank you for the rundown.

Could you elaborate? I don’t have the will to watch it again without the sound.

Why not both?

Luckily they already have Grimace in the lineup for just such an occasion.

That’s assuming there will be books to be read in the rubble of what’s left.

Also fuck Don Henley.

So are we all agreed that the Eagles suck b/c I hate them the most.  I like Sublime, btw.