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They only care if they can imagine that it’s white children in their conspiracy addled brains. 

Were those girls in the background while Jimmy was playing Connect 4 supposed to be fake D’arcys?

I live in NC and hate the government, but they are providing free ID’s for voting.

Who gives two shits what some privileged Roman Emperor said two thousand years ago anyway?

I’m sorry for your loss. While I’m sure your personal history with weed and users are quite traumatizing, anecdotal evidence isn’t scientific.

Did someone say Buttery Males?

I was thinking body horror gorefest starting as an erotic thriller also starring Black Widow and The Hulk. Directed by Eli Roth.

Did they check Allentown?

That’s what I’m talking about!

Yeah, the last one I 100%-ed was Probably around Revelations. I tried to 100% Black Flag, and got pretty close, but I got tired of chasing sheet music around. 

This is a masterwork.

I think this one is a pretty good question actually.

When I was reading this I was wondering if maybe Trump was trying to be funny, but then I remembered that we live in a disgusting hellscape world run by a narcissistic sociopath. Now I'm just sad.

I'm having trouble telling if you're pro-gasoline or suggesting it sarcastically.

Hmm...We can call it Alamo Chicken or Chili Frito Chicken or whatever instead of schnitzel, but I bet it would taste delicious.

Nah. You’re whole post is pre-supposed on shaky grounds.

He needs to hunt for his sponsor because he sounds like he’s on that cocaine again. 

In the trough with the other pigs.

But what about chili cheese Fritos? This is what the world truly needs in these trying times. 

Also, have you felt how hot it is out there? It’s sweltering. If you can work inside, do it.