As am I. The fire’s already in the dumpster, it’s just not really blazing yet.

Good. Fuck it.

Can’t wait to see Dan start dating again, right? Imagine the guest star possibilities.

It’s some of the finest I’ve seen in a while.

I always kind of like honky myself.

I’m kind of hoping an angry mob drags her entrails through the street as she’s strung up with the rest of them. 

Guns? I’m going with guns, that’s the ‘Merican way. Guns will solve and or escalate this nicely. Deplorables understand them well, downside, they have a bunch of them and spend a lot of time at the shooting range.

Floyd (Bradd Pitt) knew how to reuse the honey bear.

It’s Bikini Bottom at its worst really.  

What did he think of it? Did the pancakes hold up well?

Exactly. That m’fucker cares about making that money and that’s it. There’s no way he’ll cancel contracts because some workers are pissed. He’ll just fire them all and hire new ones (for cheaper, probably) who can keep their yap shut.

I thought you were just going to say something like:

I’m not sure if smak is primarily a Florida thing, but my relatives down there swear by it. It is quite tasty.

Can we all agree that her face looks like she’s wearing an ill fitting fleshlike mask that “appears” to be manipulated by extraordinarily skilled and quite oily snakes that may or may not have superior intelligence to most ordinary snakes?

That actually makes a lot of sense. I was thinking that once he thinks Cohen is going to flip he’s going to have him killed. I’m just not sure whether he’ll go for NYC mafia style or get some of his buddy Vladimir’s goons to do it for him. Either way, I hope Mueller’s team has some grade A witness protection in place.

I also hate white people.

Sorry, yes. Thank you for the correction.

I was kiddin ya. My other friends who live in the EU also have trouble with that. I can’t think in Celsius either.

I like random acts of violence. In the old days I’d cruise the streets of Vice City, the stretch along the beach mostly, and run over ever single motorcycle I’d find. The trick was to bump the bike so that the rider(s) fell off and then, while maintaining your speed and momentum, swerve to run them over. I’d do it…