Hold your polls, Ivan, we ain’t there yet.

Charlie did it better:

“How is it possible to fit so many snakes into the fleshlike sack that it is your face and, follow-up to that, how can you coordinate said snakes to create a reasonable facsimile of human speech and facial expression.”

I think the makeup was negatively affecting the snakes that writhe beneath her fleshlike mask and making them leak from her eyes and perform unevenly. I mean, the last time she wore it, it looked like the left side of her face was sliding off.

Thank you. It just came to me out of nowhere.

I thought of the same thing when I read this. Maybe it’s not that it’s white people, but they type of white people that he has a problem with? I dunno. White people problems, amiright?

I would’ve been slapped upside the head.

Why not Leftovr?

Oh, it’s definitely true that the Jonestown people killed US Senator Leo Ryan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Ryan#Jungle_ambush_and_assassination

It does seem like religion these days is more often a ruse to give a bad person a reason to point at for being an asshole.

At least they didn’t shoot him afterward like they did in Jonestown.

I was thinking he looked like an alcoholic when I saw Show Dogs with the kids.

I feel like this is some really good advice b/c you won’t have to deal with that stupid Hershey’s chocolate. It’s such a pain to me, especially since Hershey’s are too fat and were formulated specifically not to melt easily

Truth! It’s about knowing your children’s abilities for patience and minding and also having realistic expectations.

Me and mine will talk the most scathing shit about people acting the fool, but my kids would never call them out on it in public. They’d let me do that if necessary.

Same here with my own children. We always took them out since they were very young. When they were babies, we always took them out if they started to fuss. Once they were old enough, probably 3, we made sure they understood that if they were acting badly we’d all leave immediately. We had to leave once I think, maybe…

If you think Zappa was unlistenable, then you’ll really hate Captain Beefheart:

I just watched that movie again on Memorial Day. I can’t believe it’s been over 20 years since it came out.

Optimized boredom is still boredom, just more efficient.