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She’s way past a husk, man. I’ve been trying to tell everyone that she’s just a flesh suit being manipulated by snakes that are writhing just underneath, but nobody listens. The darkness lives in her core and helps control all those snakes. It’s a tough job, but something’s got to do it.

I can’t figure out if he was a Democratic plant to make her look like a real piece of lying garbage or a Republican plant to make her look like a sympathetic human person. I feel like it could go either way.

I prefer to think of them as piss from the snakes that writhe beneath the flesh like mask that constitutes her face. That or the snake handlers over-oiled her face snakes.

I think she’s one of those things, but I’m not sure which. I guess educated is so vague that it could apply. A Golden Retriever graduating from obedience school could be called “educated”. The others are too subjective.

Ugh, it sounds tedious. Building bases in FO4 was fun at times but it’s not the only thing I’d want to do all day. It’s not even what I’d prefer to do.

Yeah, people want to see something from childhood through that original lens and don’t like if you give them a different interpretation.

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Yeah, I’d agree. Joking on someone with MS is kinda low, but damn, Tupac didn’t even bother trying to be funny, he was just...damn.

Were you at least in the south where people regard that flag and show as something “sacred”?

I was thinking the same thing, but it might be hard to call it Roseanne after they kill her off. Maybe just Goodman? I might actually watch it if she wasn’t on it.

I was hoping it was crack:

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I want to read that kind of book about the Bluth Cornballer.

That fucking Todd!

I may work with you. Or this problem is pervasive as that happens around here all the time. Squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Anything could happen, but whenever it seems like a good thing I’m more likely not to believe it. If Trump had said he was going to literally shit in Kim’s Corn Flakes I would’ve believed it more.

Do they have New Coke and Crystal Pepsi?

You’re both right. The realization of how terrible people actually are out there has really popped my little bubble of ignorance and is only trumped by the terrible things that Trump and his cronies get away with. Pun intended.

They’ll probably change the words “Peace Talks” to “Face Off” and peddle them for the upcoming war crimes they’re likely planning.

C’mon. We all knew it wasn’t going to happen when it was first announced.