They stamp your hand and your kid’s hand now a days or may give you matching bands, but they definitely have an employee at the entrance making sure no kids leave with adults that don’t match their band / stamp.

Truth!! In NC too.

You are right on about Charlotte bathrooms, but it seems like every damn time I land there I’m in too much of a hurry to get to my connection which is always, ALWAYS, on the opposite end of the damn airport so I don’t usually have to worry about stopping in the can.

Did they catch her eating the plastic fruit?

I’d like to straight up ask who the handler(s?) is/are for the snakes that writhe beneath her ill-fitted fleshmask. Also, how about the tensile strength of her fleshy mask in order to allow the range of movement for all those snakes?

It’s not nice to poke the pork. She is from Arkansas after all, home of the Razorbacks.

Yes, this.

I had hoped he’d do something even more awesome with his downtime like launch a record label called Barry-Otown which would put out the best music since 1967, but we can’t always get what we want I guess.

It’s Tuesday. Maybe tomorrow they’ll start the jailings.

But does he have a certificate stating that he doesn’t have donkey brains?

Rikakicka-Chaw!!Rikakicka-Chaw!!Rikakicka-Chaw!!
 

Yeah, I remember that one:

This is exactly what the lizard people who run the Trilateral Bilderberger Initiative would say to make us think they weren’t lizard people.

Yeah, next week on Ask The Salty Waitress...

According to my Google-fu: Zelda Goldman (Rachel Creed’s sister) thought that Oz the Great and Terrible was a version of the Grim Reaper. Because of this, Oz the Great and Terrible becomes a symbol of death throughout PET SEMETARY. https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/171985/is-there-a-backstory-behind-pet-sematar…

I kind of liked the ending of Dr. Sleep.

I don’t know why, but it feels like maybe I shouldn’t listen to white people when they talk about all those super liberal cities being amazing.

He knows how to pander to his base, that’s for sure.

Reminds me of this episode.

I’m guessing they would’ve raped her in half. That was apparently popular with the Russians at the time.