yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

Guess he’s not quite as good at boundaries as we’ve been led to believe.

Great, now other teams are going t try to find strength training coaches who have been charged with sexual battery to try to duplicate the Rams’ success...

what idiot called it Rath allegedly “touched an adult woman against her will on intimate parts of her body for the purpose of sexual arousal and gratification” and not The Gropes of Rath

he spent the better part of three days eating Jeni’s Ice Cream.

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Wait, you can fire someone for being an unhinged dumbass on Twitter? Asking for 325,000,000 American friends.

“Ponder this...what great marriages have is sexual variety! Period! It’s not the equal burden-sharing at home trend, it’s not the fidelity trend. Find someone that is going to let me have unprotected, random sex! Period! #monogamysucks!”

“My fiancée has informed me that sheez letting me go. #thankstwitter!”

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

In the off-chance that you’re still confused, the correct answer was “lower.”

Anyone wanna know all that I know about Tommy Boy?

It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered. 

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

Here ya go. Written with the thought (hopes?) that maybe Mrs Wohl might be embarrassed by her dumbass son. And remember, I didn’t say it was good…