I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up…

I think it’s unfair to the readers to mention the Deadspin Slack without actually posting screenshots of the conversations

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

A dick falling out in public was the year’s most watched video? No wonder Trump thinks he won the popular vote.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Where outsiders see a problem, Baylor supporters simply see events like this as the cost of doing business.  

Do you think that’s more or less than 70% hyperbole?

Jeah-ghazi.

Former NCAA diver here (Division 3, no less; yeah, that’s TWO whole divisions more than D1. I know. Pretend to be less impressed, please, otherwise we’ll both be embarrassed).
Divers practice their jump on the board over and over again, because it is actually the most crucial part of every dive. If you mistime the…

Will somebody go get Wes Welker please. He went to the wrong stadium again.