Keep telling yourself that, kiddo. One day you’ll get that big diploma and then only two more and you’ll catch up.

It’s been fun, kid. I actually should get back to my lesson plans for the next semester. If you decide to move out west after graduation, you should take my intro class.

Aww. calm down, little buddy. Go run along with your kinja buddies and talk about how much smarter you are than everyone else and how much better taste you have.

*Pats orenn on head*

Meanwhile, Stephen A. had “thoughts” words on Coughlin this morning.

Meh. This is a site where people literally beg to the writers to get them out of the greys. And this is a site that has written about F4 more than any other game on that list and more than most of them combined. Yet it doesn’t make the top games of the year? Then come the rubes to say “everyone knows it sucks.” Then…

They do know, but don’t want to give any pub to whomever did this and encourage more attacks, DDoS or otherwise.

Right. Confirmation bias. You’re on this site that caters to a specific mindset and a hive mentality that picks up every negative meme and amplifies it 100X.

Confirmation bias, then. Overwhelmingly positive reviews from critics and users according to metacritic.

Can I stop you, though? You keep using that word, “jabroni”, and it’s awesome.

Man, you white people sure do love telling Black folk how they should spend their money.

Never gets old.

So many petulant children in this thread.

I’ve never heard of such a thing.

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Oh, so you found out it wasn’t real three hours later and now are all “I was in on the joke the whole time! Yeah, that’s it.”

It’s not real.

It’s a fake article.

Are you really that fucking stupid?

You, for not realizing that article was satire and he didn’t say any of that.