Winter is easily made tolerable. You fuckers just need to learn to layer. Summer is the devil season. All of summer is Bad Summer.

Popcorn is horrible and you are a monster.

to Paul Goldschmidt, who no longer has to live in Arizona

Tea is fine, at best. “Fine” is the best tea can be.

Yikes. These aren’t even jokes. They’re greyed-out comments.

It lost me when they killed off Maya Rudolph too. I was really stoked to see her actually have a chance to enjoy Fred Armisen being dead as much as I imagine I would.

That’s actually the annual boilerplate statement that’s been issued for about 25 years to explain why federal salaries haven’t increased commensurately with private-sector earnings. They are statutorily required to unless the president determines that a ‘national emergency or serious economic conditions’ exist that…

“I love watching TV but I wish it were more like work.”

Does it gitcha drunk? Good! Enjoy it!

I’ve been puzzling over who your dad might have voted for for president and I’m honestly stumped.

Look at all this goofy shit. We’re living in a Skymall catalog.

Look at all this goofy shit. We’re living in a Skymall catalog.

That NBA owners can’t treat their players that way, or don’t think they could get away with it, is kind of the point.

Xan you provide a source for LeBron (or Draymond) saying this?

“You’re all just assuming that because this racist guy said a racial slur a year ago this racist thing he did this week is racist.”

No, he doesn’t, and neither does Mussina.

Trump and the entire GOP used to rail against the use of the official unemployment rate as an indicator of the health of the economy because it doesn’t account for the chronically unemployed. Now they use it not just to fluff up their messaging but to try and snatch food out of poor people’s mouths.

Guys. What the fuck are you doing.

Guys. What the fuck are you doing.

I was struck by the same thing. How do you amass so much wealth, power, and influence without actually knowing anything? The old man needed to be talked out of bankrolling a Republican challenger to Nancy Pelosi for chrissakes.