The logo should be a marlin Ouroboros stabbing itself in its own ass for no reason forever.

Any day now a bubble could burst and cause a recession, or a major oil exporter could cut off supply, and this thing, which is always going to be a terrible investment, will be the type of terrible investment nobody’s in the position to even make.

Lick it up like the dog you are.

Lick it up like the dog you are.

Diamonds Are A Crime Against Humanity™

Stanley who?

Fuck off dude.

I judge people so hard for getting cute with these messages. If I’m writing you a work e-mail it’s because I don’t know you that well (otherwise I’d already know you’re not around) and something that’s ordinarily your responsibility needs to get done quickly. I just need to know who to talk to if you’re not going to…

This take is only slightly less worse than white nationalism.

You’d have read somewhere that he was on Celebrity Big Brother 6 and you’d have gone “Oh yeah, I remember him, thank God Dave Grohl got out from under that train wreck,” which is what I say every time I think of Kurt Cobain anyway.

Bands you loved that are actually bad: Nirvana

“Painstakingly” is probably the wrong word here.

You wouldn’t believe how many forms they make us fill out.

Better than any BMW owner deserves.

“Lock her up!” - Tireless Defenders Of Presumption Of Innocence

RICH PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS

He sat on his right hand in the on-deck circle.

This is like a Chuck Norris joke but funny

“Ass ... I could eat an ass for hours”

Jesus Christ, is that true?

Have you met more than two Americans?