Fuck him and fuck you.

A lot of hideous creatures are delicious

You got your economics degree from the University of Your Own Ass

HE PAYS ZERO TAXES AND HIS EMPLOYEES LIVE IN TENTS

A pungent earthy whatever: The Life And Times Of My Weiner

Hermit and the Recluse - Orpheus vs. the Sirens

Part of the problem of the Internet is it encourages you to go so far up your own ass that you think your Harry Potter fan-fiction site is a microcosm of the rest of the world, and worth a 90,000 word thinkpiece.

Imagine a laugh track composed entirely of Jimmy Fallon laughs.

He punched a Nazi!

Ever wake up in a cold sweat?

It would have to be a laugh track because nobody has ever laughed at that Jim.

Remember how Mark Foley became a Democrat once it turned out he was a kidfucker?

John McCain spent years being tortured as a POW and passed up multiple opportunities to be released ahead of his subordinates. Nothing on McRaven’s resume, including the OBL raid, comes close. Yet Rush Limbaugh had his lemming-like audience trained to call him McAmnesty a decade before Orange Julius said he liked…

So they won’t turn on him like they do literally everyone they used to respect?

You monster

The Miller and Goodlatte stories were timed wonderfully because I learned yesterday that my Trumpist asshole folks were giving a hard time to my sister who’s non-binary. I wrote them off after the election but she kept in touch because she needed to and they showed her what you get when you rely on racist shitbirds. I…

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THESE THINGS LOOK SO DUMB

THESE THINGS LOOK SO DUMB

DON’T PUT A WALLET ON YOUR PHONE

DON’T PUT A WALLET ON YOUR PHONE