Also, if your friend dares you to put your dick in the dispenser doors, don’t do it. Don’t ask why. Just trust me.

Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.

Proving why he’s a legend in the game.

Is this an omen? If Orange Racist wins the Belmont Stakes, I will be concerned.

And just broke the record for wins in a season that was set 20 years ago. It’s the NBA, conspiracy nuts. I’m sure there was uncalled traveling on both teams all fucking game long.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Awh, you gonna cry lil cry baby? Ignore this comment guys, this guy is definitely not cool

I don’t know if you heard, because it was rarely reported, but the corpse of Kobe retired

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

And on Bob Marley Snapchat Filter day, of all days.

Make America 8-8 again

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Let’s say, in theory, Bill Clinton secretly, in his heart, did not want Hillary to become President.

Would he be doing differently on the campaign trail?

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Bro, bro, bro your boat;

Child: (Feels scars from last fight)

I hope you die in two of every fire.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Maybe not, but he was obviously in an airport sometime in the last month.