No, we didn’t need this, and this is a very bad take.

Sorry, bro. It was actually twelve Bud heavies and, uh, McDonald’s. Better?

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

Rusty Kuntz Jr.

Well, but you left out the part where Jucing’s brother got him/her the book for Christmas.

I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

Who in their right mind would fuck with the lady that said the death of 500,000 Iraqi kids was worth it? Not me!

She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

Heightened sense of smell

Because the internet is mentally 16 and feels the need to rebel against things that are popular.

The author says these tips are not for people who go out an buy snow tires. He specifically states he’s ignoring the tip of “buy snow tires”.

Great! I’ll see you at Barry Bonds’ Hall of Fame induction next year!

Yeah your guns will do well against a Reaper drone. Do you honestly believe that if there was some sort of armed civil conflict that your cap guns would be able to defend you from the power of our military? I wish people like you would finally get your day in the Sun and see just how defenseless you would be if the…

Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of peppermint bark?

“Problem solved!” -Dan Snyder

Dang. So this means that the only moderate Republican running for President is Hillary.

It comes as no surprise that Kobe wrote this in the present tense, rather than the past.

Well, tha majority is calling them like that... So, yes it is. Thas how language works

Well, tha majority is calling them like that... So, yes it is. Thas how language works

I'd suggest you look into those nice warm fires that the right wingers are providing refugee camps with in France, Germany, and even Sweden right now.