Nah. The Patriots lost two championships.

Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Secret Service code name: “Holy Shit”

Went to a hot DC spot for my father-in-law’s birthday a couple weeks ago. They had a $30 plate of fried chicken that the waiter talked up and described the preparation in detail, and I wasn’t paying, so I went for it. It was just alright. Fried chicken is almost always delicious, so “just alright” fried chicken is…

Internment camps are technically infrastructure, right?

The snake isn’t eating its own tail, it’s sucking its own dick.

St. Anger and Lulu are the only two good Metallica albums

MAKE AMERICA

I spend all my time at www.poop.bike

Perhaps the only true statement Donald Trump has made in the last 20 months is “I love the poorly educated.”

My three favorite flavors: Carpet padding, clown barf, and human blood

No doubt the content of their social media activity would remain subject to the Universities’ code of conduct like that of any other student.

Of what legislative body is Ms. Kardashian-West a member?

Marie Antoinette was just an innocent connoisseur of fine pastry

What are you talking about? This is exactly what tomato sauce looks like

As a veteran, I don’t want to read dumbshit comments like this that make veterans look like entitled assholes with no critical reading skills. 

PFTCommenter, is that you?

There’s a billion people in the US? This is a fascinating development!

The 1999 World Cup final set the original record for largest US television audience for a women’s soccer match with 18 million viewers on average[29][30] and was the most viewed English-language US broadcast of any soccer match [emphasis added] until the 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup Final between the United States and…