My three favorite flavors: Carpet padding, clown barf, and human blood

No doubt the content of their social media activity would remain subject to the Universities’ code of conduct like that of any other student.

Of what legislative body is Ms. Kardashian-West a member?

Marie Antoinette was just an innocent connoisseur of fine pastry

What are you talking about? This is exactly what tomato sauce looks like

As a veteran, I don’t want to read dumbshit comments like this that make veterans look like entitled assholes with no critical reading skills. 

PFTCommenter, is that you?

There’s a billion people in the US? This is a fascinating development!

The 1999 World Cup final set the original record for largest US television audience for a women’s soccer match with 18 million viewers on average[29][30] and was the most viewed English-language US broadcast of any soccer match [emphasis added] until the 2015 FIFA Women’s World Cup Final between the United States and…

OS X Photos: Still useless.

Topical gif

Did you just parachute in from 1991? Everywhere has FM sports stations. New York has two.

Not to be annoying hipster about it, but if you’re in the Grand Canyon area, go to Marble Canyon instead. It’s free, and also look at this shit:

Someone ordered a flatte

1. She stuck her neck out for a friend, even as that friend was icing her out trying to hang with the popular kids, and paid a huge price for it. That’s relatable.

That’s quite a spin effort. Why are you wasting your efforts in a comments section when you have your pick of any pundit gig on cable?

How’d their war effort turn out?

That’s a word in a foreign language, it doesn’t count.

What did the Trump campaign do this time?