Nice memes dude

They’re also delicious tossed with a little parmesan and olive oil

I think this 110 pound barbell set is worth ordering just to see the look on your delivery guy’s face when he hauls it to your door.

I think this 110 pound barbell set is worth ordering just to see the look on your delivery guy’s face when he hauls…

Hey you know what fuck you

Isn’t the RCP just a bunch of white agents provocateurs who instigated riots among the peaceful protests in Ferguson?

You, dear reader, might be more interesting.

I’m so excited! I’m finally going to learn MS-DOS 5.0!

German and French aren’t races, and “white” describes the color of the bread. Also, literally nobody has ever employed this rhetorical flourish. Congratulations on being completely original and not being less humorless than the “politically correct” people I’m sure you constantly bitch about in this and other forums.

It sucks how they’re forced at gunpoint to shell out all that money to go to games and buy merchandise. Like you, I blame Obama.

The sole reason the NRA exists is to hold half the Congress’s balls in a vice so they don’t get any big ideas about taking legislative action to prevent mass murders of schoolchildren. I don’t think an argument about who has the moral high ground here is terribly productive.

You could be forgiven. They have similar stances on weapons proliferation and the place of religion in the public sphere.

I’m sure it’s better than the omelette MRE.

Yeah, I’m looking at it like “How is it not the Knicks?” Cardinals fans are obnoxious but the team itself is successful, the Sixers are comically, historically bad, Cleveland is just expected to fail, and nobody, not even people from California, has ever been to Sacramento on purpose.

My office has a vending machine with Naked drinks and Gatorade protein bars. When I work out on my lunch break I have one of each to supplement the actual meal I brought.

Funny, because the high temperature that jumped out at me is 81 in Burlington, Vt. Nothing else on this map seems exceptional to me for this time of year.

Yeah but he drinks poop water, so:

I like to mix it up and use the space between two sofa cushions

The best argument against capital punishment in cases like this is that it elevates him to martyr status among the human trash that applauds what he did. Give him three hots and a cot, show him the humanity he denied his victims, and prevent him from ever becoming a rallying cry.

The consensus in this country is in favor of slicing up baby penises for no reason, I wouldn’t expect to make headway against declawing.