They’re also delicious tossed with a little parmesan and olive oil

I think this 110 pound barbell set is worth ordering just to see the look on your delivery guy’s face when he hauls it to your door.

I think this 110 pound barbell set is worth ordering just to see the look on your delivery guy’s face when he hauls…

Hey you know what fuck you

Isn’t the RCP just a bunch of white agents provocateurs who instigated riots among the peaceful protests in Ferguson?

You, dear reader, might be more interesting.

I’m so excited! I’m finally going to learn MS-DOS 5.0!

It sucks how they’re forced at gunpoint to shell out all that money to go to games and buy merchandise. Like you, I blame Obama.

The sole reason the NRA exists is to hold half the Congress’s balls in a vice so they don’t get any big ideas about taking legislative action to prevent mass murders of schoolchildren. I don’t think an argument about who has the moral high ground here is terribly productive.

You could be forgiven. They have similar stances on weapons proliferation and the place of religion in the public sphere.

Yeah, I’m looking at it like “How is it not the Knicks?” Cardinals fans are obnoxious but the team itself is successful, the Sixers are comically, historically bad, Cleveland is just expected to fail, and nobody, not even people from California, has ever been to Sacramento on purpose.

My office has a vending machine with Naked drinks and Gatorade protein bars. When I work out on my lunch break I have one of each to supplement the actual meal I brought.

Yeah but he drinks poop water, so:

I like to mix it up and use the space between two sofa cushions

The best argument against capital punishment in cases like this is that it elevates him to martyr status among the human trash that applauds what he did. Give him three hots and a cot, show him the humanity he denied his victims, and prevent him from ever becoming a rallying cry.

The consensus in this country is in favor of slicing up baby penises for no reason, I wouldn’t expect to make headway against declawing.

It refers to certified Vintage Meme “Chocolate Rain” by Tay Zonday. Get with the times, Orioles Social Media Intern!

Like my drill sergeant told us when someone drank hand sanitizer because he thought it would keep his insides clean, “There’s always one, Privates.”

Free speech doesn’t extend to the private workplace. Period. Maybe you were this het up when a blue-collar worker was fired for having a Kerry sticker on her car, but somehow I doubt it.

These thugs should go back where they came from.

Yet we still fucking use Internet Explorer