I like to mix it up and use the space between two sofa cushions

The best argument against capital punishment in cases like this is that it elevates him to martyr status among the human trash that applauds what he did. Give him three hots and a cot, show him the humanity he denied his victims, and prevent him from ever becoming a rallying cry.

The consensus in this country is in favor of slicing up baby penises for no reason, I wouldn’t expect to make headway against declawing.

It refers to certified Vintage Meme “Chocolate Rain” by Tay Zonday. Get with the times, Orioles Social Media Intern!

Like my drill sergeant told us when someone drank hand sanitizer because he thought it would keep his insides clean, “There’s always one, Privates.”

Free speech doesn’t extend to the private workplace. Period. Maybe you were this het up when a blue-collar worker was fired for having a Kerry sticker on her car, but somehow I doubt it.

These thugs should go back where they came from.

Yet we still fucking use Internet Explorer

He just likes the taste.

The lure is to one slaveholder as opposed to another, but you’re right, they would probably end up playing college football anyway.

It’s a small upfront payment as a lure into unpaid work with no labor protection. Just because the victims don’t necessarily live in squalor doesn’t mean the comparison isn’t fair.

The situation described in your link is more akin to human trafficking than voluntary employment with fair pay.

Part of Congressional Republicans’ comprehensive plan to destroy and sell off the Postal Service.

Trusting Alabamians to adequately compensate a mostly-black workforce has a poor track record

Dude you’re not even allowed to eat a free forkful of spaghetti

I promise you, most people who mispronounce Fage are not saying “Fahj”

It’s not working for me on a laptop either.

This list shows serious disrespect to wins no. 69, 420, and 666

You pay to see pro wrestling, you deserve whatever you get.

Bro, let’s touch dicks.