Sarah and Duck is the best kid’s show.

This comment is the boringest

Sometimes you don’t have the time to fully type out “nomination”

I can only hope you didn’t try MikeEhrmantraut1 through 13 before you settled on your handle

Weren’t you just calling someone else pretentious?

Weren’t you just calling someone else pretentious?

Myth: Sparkling water is good

She’s coopted some of Sanders’ messaging while touting her loyalty to the president. Pretending that she (and, by extension, Obama) share Sanders’ goals and beliefs and differ only in approach isn’t actually moving leftward so much as attempting to neutralize what’s proven to be a very effective line of attack.

Since her strategy now is to hug Obama, is anyone going to ask her about the ongoing mass raids on immigrants, or this administration’s deplorable record on detention and deportation? What about how she dismissed Obama’s primary wins in 2008 as illegitimate because she was consistently winning the white vote?

And smart enough to appreciate his work

I have Comcast and they’re the only Internet provider here. I can’t credibly threaten to cut the cord.

What if they know they’re the only provider in your area?

Christie, just being the guy he is, he’s big military

Sure, it’s a conspiracy, but is it really that wild?

Simpler times.

The album is phenomenal. And very weird. Maybe you accidentally listened to Adele instead?

This really really tired joke format called. It says you’re a boring idiot and I’m inclined to agree.

Shouldn’t you be depositing your seed in a blood relative/livestock right now?

I’m still betting Hillary Clinton wins the Democratic nomination and I’ll vote for her in November over any Republican but goddamn “I’m voting for Hillary over the person whose politics align more with mine because it’s her turn” is some dumb fucking nonsense

For what an iPad costs, it should be able to run OS X, not just be a gigantic iPhone. I want to be able to see multiple apps on the screen at once and have the option of using a trackpad or mouse when I need more precision than a touchscreen offers. And have some mechanism for bearing its own weight so I don’t have to…