It’s still alleged that the Steelers are Ku Klux Klan supporters.

It’s too bad they don’t get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, then.

#NotAll

This is masterful.

Maryland’s state song still has the words “Northern scum” in it.

Drinking from the far side of a glass works, but you don’t have to go through the trouble and risk pouring water up your nose. Instead take a mouthful of water, lean forward so the top of your head is pointed at the floor, and swallow. It’s never failed me.

I use a ketchup dispenser, which I think I also read about here.

I just don’t see it. The Republicans will never vote for an actual new entitlement and the Democrats are too chickenshit to try to force the issue. Even though universal Medicare, expanded Social Security and guaranteed minimum income are great ideas they’ll never happen in the current climate.

You kinda glossed over the second part of that sentence, which is crucial to any plan to removing the cap if the goal is long term solvency.

As long as there is a federal government I doubt strongly that the retirement trust fund will ever go broke. The disability trust fund, on the other hand, will run out next year.

Freak Nasty’s “Da Dip” was magnitudes more important in 1997. I’m not even kidding.

He’s truly a visionary

ISIS thinks this is too tacky to blow up.

I don’t really edit photos so my issue is with the photo management. It’s a gigantic, clunky interface with no obvious indication how to use it. You can’t drag a photo into a web browser, you have to use the built-in share function, and I can’t open my photos library in a Finder window. So if I want to take something…

Does Photos still suck?

I am a war veteran and continue to serve as an member of a military reserve component. I’m a civilian government employee. I’m a union member, and as soon as I have time in service at my job I will volunteer as an officer. My day job is serving disabled Americans and ensuring the prompt and precise delivery of all the…

I don’t really care about the self-described “educated, liberal” people of any political subdivision. You can take care of yourselves and no, there aren’t enough of you to swing most elections. You pat yourselves on the back for dutifully voting Democrat every two years and otherwise contribute pretty much nothing…

I don’t think people in flyover country are dumb. They are deliberately denied information that would empower them to make informed political and economic decisions because their continued powerlessness is crucial to maintaining the current way of things. They’re fed guns and meth and Jesus and football to mollify…

Promoting this so everyone has a chance to laugh as hard at you as I just did.

Saying it’s all because of gerrymandering is an oversimplification. Not that the popular vote even has symbolic meaning when you’re counting Congressional seats but the explanation has more to do with the fact that the population of the country is concentrated in a few urban areas. So Democrats win like 95% in…