God, being 17 was great. I remember when I could post a comment like this and really believe every word of it. Don’t ever lose your fire, kid.

Fangraphs has Trout at 8.0 WAR vs. 6.5 for Donaldson. BR WAR has it closer, but still gives Trout the edge at 8.7 to 8.5. Trout leads the league in OBP and OPS. You could argue that the Jays’ stacked lineup diminishes Donaldson’s individual value somewhat whereas Trout more or less carries his team offensively.

They have majorities in both houses of Congress. Their messaging on these issues resonates with a lot of people. They are better at manipulating people and appealing to their emotions and worries and vulnerabilities. Don’t fall into the “I don’t know how Nixon won, I don’t know anyone who voted for him” trap. They…

If it were an effective means of dispatching one’s enemies, Scott Walker would be the poster child for imprecatory prayer.

I can’t tell if this is authentic or just a dead-on impression of people who actually feel this way.

Dunn is just a Fayetteville suburb. Probably has fewer dumbass privates running around boozing and fighting.

Like all Army towns, Fayetteville is an absolute hellhole.

I’m gonna play devil’s advocate

I deeply loathe Hillary Clinton but I will be first in line to vote for her if she gets the nomination. No fucking around next year. Every single person on the other side is a psychopath who will skullfuck this country into oblivion if they get the White House and a majority in Congress.

So leave.

Peace, idiot.

Explain the extent to which you disagree with the statement “i would rather he just got an a on his good work and not arrested”

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=google.com

If every pitcher and hitter were on steroids it would probably even out. The fences would probably need to be further back.

I bet you’re wrong :)

I bet you couldn’t think of anything to say and just decided to copy someone else’s comment.

I bet this is the cleverest thing you’ve ever said.

I think it’s incredible that with modern medicine we’re able to cheaply synthesize substances that increase strength and promote recovery. I’m not sure why you disagree. Are you just trying to be argumentative?

Steroids are amazing.

This is a pretty good troll. Solid 7/10