Because nobody from that cohort has aged well. Not a single one. Attended a Soundgarden concert last year, can confirm.

Why would you have cancelled practice because something happened 3,000 miles away? At the height of the Iraq War, we and our allies were killing about that many a day. Did you cancel practice for them?

It was a great moment in propaganda. Of course it gave you the chills. It was designed to. It was one plank in a complex psychological campaign to shore up popular consent for endless war – not that I think we needed that much cajoling, but they definitely had their bases covered. It’s not separable from the death,…

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

Men can have their dicks to themselves if they want.

This is easily my favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song.

Management has all the leverage. The idea that it’s a fair and equal exchange of ideas between peers is bullshit peddled by management. Even in a case like this where athletes don’t even have legal status as employees and hiring and firing power doesn’t apply, there are all sorts of back channels available to screw…

I like Bernie but in general the sort of person who goes to his rallies could read Invisible Man and come away confused as to who the protagonist was.

Stick to sports.

Which would you say dismantled the military more, when Obama bombed Yemen, or when he bombed Somalia, or when he bombed Libya, or his current bombing campaigns in Syria and Iraq? What about when he hacked Iran’s centrifuges, that also totally decimated our military readiness.

Bye bitch!

MON DIEU

You know who else “gives the whole thing a scrotal feel”? Your mom.

I saw my first concert at the Coliseum too. Smashing Pumpkins (with special guests Fountains of Wayne!) in 1997.

Check his basement, that’s the face of someone with a collection of little girls’ hair.

White officers brutalizing and murdering black people is karmic retribution for white people murdering and dispossessing natives? You may want to shake your magic 8-ball again or something, because this is some of the dumbest, whitest shit I’ve ever read.

It helps to not see your victims as fully human.

Work e-mail accounts are still company property even if accessed from a privately owned device. All of this could have been avoided, or he might at least have had a leg to stand on in a wrongful termination suit, if he’d conducted his dirty business from his Gmail address.

Diet soda tastes like taint cheese and I question the character of anyone who enjoys it.