precocious*

Arson is soooo hot right now!

Am I reading it wrong or is he reminiscing about “old Brooklyn” while slipping in that he’s only been there 15 years? 2000’s Brooklyn is not old, scary Brooklyn. Especially not that neighborhood.

On the other hand, this man is chair of the Congressional Black Caucus:

Bedunked*

Hey, trust me when I say I’m telling you as someone who knows: You’re full of shit and the person telling you these things is lying to you to make a recruitment quota. Stop talking.

There’s no law against physicians serving as infantry. Or are you just talking empty shit on the internet?

That was a lot of annoyed-sounding words from somebody who doesn’t give a shit.

I think maybe this was more about being a fun beginner-ish project than building something you’re gonna get a lot of mileage and functionality out of.

Nobody’s joking about murder or slavery. They’re ridiculing the notion that something is good simply because it has endured.

I take all my advice from people who thought women were property and never shit indoors.

I smoked 1-2 packs a day for about eight years. This coincided with the time I spent as a pothead. When I joined the military and stopped smoking weed, cigarettes never had the same hold on me – also I failed my first PT test after they finally allowed us to smoke again. I still have a cigarette every once in awhile…

Related: Esmil Rogers nearly blew a 7-run lead in the 9th tonight for the Yankees, who let Venditte walk this offseason.

1995 wants its sick burn format back.

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That’s because the character’s name was Big Shirtless Rod:

Has anyone observed that Mike Francesa looks exactly like George Lucas without the beard, or am I late to the party?

What I want to know is this: Where are all the moderate, peaceful conservatives publicly condemning incestuous child rape? By their silence, we can only assume every single conservative supports incestuous child rape.

“Having a certain amount of money should shield one from all of life’s unpleasantness.”

The ball is live and defenders are in pursuit when it’s in the receiver’s hand. The ball is dead when someone hits it into the stands for a home run. The defense shouldn’t be able to record an out on a home run.