Is there a name for the corollary to Godwin where, instead of Hitler, something is reflexively, ignorantly compared to Soviet communism?

Whoa, calm down, sparky. Put away the nukes when the situation calls for a flyswatter.

They’ve got a lot of nerve, growing all that food for us and shit.

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It’s true, other sports are seriously lacking in Ultimateness.

Private Jason Jones?

Look how dumb you are. You think coercion can’t exist when there’s a nominal choice involved.

You’re the crab at the bottom of the barrel grabbing the legs of the ones about to get out.

As long as it keeps the plebes in check it’s fine with you.

The organization has made millions off of chemically-enhanced performances by A-Rod. I’m sure it’s also your position that they should return all these ill-gotten proceeds to the purchasers of tickets and merchandise, or at the very least donate it to charity.

Cosign Avengers, but really the superhero movie genre is crap from front to back. Just a bunch of megastars pretending to react to a greenscreen.

It’s not a superhero movie.

#NOTALLCOPS

Shut up, idiot.

weird how their rationale for rolling up on high school protestors like an occupying army – the factor that aggravated tension and fueled the violence – seems to have absolutely no merit! whoops!

On our wedding night, I told my wife that we now had a 2/2/2 rule.

Be careful: If you’re black the cops will arrest you for trying to break into your own home.

I guess you’re to be commended for your honesty in admitting in front of all these people what a scared-ass little bitch you are

Got really bad food poisoning about a month into my deployment. Shat my pants while vomiting. Great times.