You’ve batted around when every man in the lineup comes to the plate in an inning and either reaches base or makes out.

because kevin gets a boner every time someone makes a stupid bullshit comment complaining about nothing

i’d guess it’s the slaveowning/slavefucking thing

2 soon

What are you talking about? Stabenow voted no.

That would be a good start, at least.

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enjoy stormfront

Barack Obama’s legacy will be one of taking ineffectual public stances on things.

i have the weirdest boner right now

kimbrel is the best relief pitcher in baseball. you don’t trade the best anything for one decent prospect, one minor league nobody, a supplemental round pick and two washed-up dudes making $17m a year between them

you might not even be able to say that about them anymore

@BrandsSayingBae

don’t worry, i heard coldplay is working on new material

Mt. Rushmore is beautiful at night. You’re free to just imagine it being a regular mountain that a bunch of idiots didn’t desecrate with some old dumbasses’ faces.

Also, don't declaw your cat, asshole.

sorry about your little penis